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Roooooad trippin pals!

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comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Neal Brennan. Watch the full clip here. 


Or so hot…and still starving.

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Neal Brennan. Watch the full clip here

Or so hot…and still starving.

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gonna need a backyard first…but then….it’s on!
Oh Chaz
or…make a drink…

typette:

someoneelsesflowers:

spooksss:

Ask Amy

Thank you miss Knope

Knope for president

Who needs a fortune cookie with this kind of knowledge?!

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Well put

Well put

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As if we needed more reasons to shop

2014 resolution:

don't fuck it up

Good parking spot AND a nice quote!